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I believe the government is our enemy, aliens exist, and that teenage heartbreak always hurts the most. Aquarius sun, Sagittarius moon, Libra rising.


theperksofunoriginality:

center—sage:

charlesoberonn:

ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

Ballseye

get out

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POSTED ON October 7, 2014 With 52,084 notes × PERMALINK
fruitgod:

Glow x
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obamasbigblacktoe:

I TOOK A SHIT
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